JOKES AND PUZZLE

IT’S PUZZLE TIME: FIND THE GOAL SETTING WORDS                                   

By Olufemi Omotayo

 

O T E P Y T C B O I U P E
P G S M A R T I E C L H T
T B O E R D H G U F T G B
I E H A F E C L A R I F Y
M U T S L A F S A C F M A
I L D S C B E L I E V E M
S A I R B L O G B R H I R
T O T A E O F A H U O G P
I F I B P C B E R E C U R
C Y B L T I Y C L D A D E
E G I E O U V B V T P E A
C P C U R D A D T O V H L
O I U Y M V G Y B I F E I
V D F H E U A O C U O U S
R E C I A T Y L D T Y C T
U G H C U G R E U R I D I
H C D L C O D M A E B L C
A F P O B F A P L Y S M F
O C H G I T E Y V U C E P
A E N T H U S I A S T I C

 

ACHIEVABLE, SMART, MEASURABLE, REALISTIC, OPTIMISTIC, VALUES, BELIEVE, ENTHUSIASTIC,GOAL BOARD, CLARIFY

 

JOKES

A tenant walked in and saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide, and then a brief conversation ensued.

Tenant: *shocked* what are you doing?

Landlord’s son: I am trying to commit suicide.

Tenant: That is not a good thing to do. But why is the rope tied on your waist?

Landlord’s son: It is not easy at all, I tied the rope on my neck before, and I nearly died.

 

During an exam, a student kept looking under the table, and then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that and thought that he was copying from a sheet. When collecting the exam paper after the exam, the following conversation ensued.

Teacher: I am going to deduct 10 marks from your scores.

Student: Haaa!! Why sir?

Teacher: For cheating during the exam.

Student: Why do you think I was cheating?

Teacher: I saw you looking under the table

Student: *laughing* I was not copying sir, Question 9 said “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW”

 

This brief conversation ensued in Junior’s school.

Papa Junior: You sent my son away from school for not doing well, why?

Junior’s Teacher: He is not serious at all, he can’t even spell a simple word like “LION”

Papa Junior: Haha! How could you have asked a small boy like Junior to spell a whole LION, when there are small animals like MOSQUITO.

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